Hello! Blah blah blah blah. [self promoting statement, so that I don't seem like a total idiot]. Blah blah blah blah. [self effacing joke, so that it doesn't seem like I take myself too seriously]. Blah blah wife (Reagan), daughter (Piper) and some fish (Tina, etc..).
A really great way to kill some time, if Facebook and Twitter are down!
–Heard under a public bathroom stall
If you are used to total crap, it won’t seem that bad, at all. Especially if you are taking mood altering medication.
…would be so good, but he is comma happy
–Anonymous (through Reagan’s Formspring)
…big old dufus … (punters) read your blog
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